Funny phrases

One of the things I love about the people I work with is their sense of humor.
We deal with some very challenging people at times...patients,staff,doctors,etc. so you need a sense of humor and some patience.

This week I heard 2 funny phrases that made me laugh

Our nurse practitioner went to see a patient and when she described him she told me "He's a few french fries short of a happy meal"

One of my doctors was verbally attacked by a very immmature nurse. When he described her behavior to her manager he said " She treated me like I was the cable boy who showed up late "