You know you're a metro-rednexual if:

I was reading a blog this morning about "metro-rednexual" and what makes you one. It's kind of like the Jeff Foxworthy "You know you're a redneck". Some of the things people came up with made me laugh. You can go here to read the article and the comments.
I'm going to put some examples of my favorite ones here:

"Among other things, I’m guessing a metro-rednexual buys lunch from a gas station and his clothes from The Buckle.

… If you wear designer jeans to the State Fair…

…. Or your best friend does and you hear yourself saying, “Are those Diesel’s? Spin around, let me see the back.”

… if you carry a man-purse to a monster truck rally…

…If you have matching throw pillows or an elaborate bedding ensemble in your ‘double-wide’…

— If you get your “skinny latte” from a machine in the Git-n-Go across the street…

… If you ask your barber for highlights…

… if you can’t drive by the Banana Republic outlet store without making a purchase…

— if your plans tonight include eating a Swanson TV Dinner while watching Will & Grace…

Chews Red Man tobacco but spits in a Starbucks cup that at one time was the home of a grande skim toffee nut latte or a 1/2 white, 1/2 dark hot chocolate with skim milk and carmel topping


You’ve programmed “Achy Breaky Heart” as the ring on your I-phone.

I think you are if you use product in your hair…except the product is motor oil.

-You know the release dates for the new fall clothing line and the schedule for flavor rotation on the freezy drink machine.

purchases the decor for his midtown loft apartment at the Cracker Barrell Old Country Store